Why I'm Weird Wednesdays
Ready for another conspiracy?....
Scan trons...
You know, the state testing kids take every year....
Well, this triggered one of my more odd conspiracy theorys....
I was convinced there was a code.
A code to all scan trons.
And if I could only break the code I would be living a charmed life...
forget studying,( if i ever did that...)
My attempts may Have seemed futile... but still I tried.
OH HOW I TRIED.
I failed many a test, all for the greater good....
(i probably would have failed em anyway.... I was more of a social creature than a scholar.... or so I claim)
but my theory made failing tests more entertaining...
I finally decided/realized that if there was a code, one of the scholars would have broken it already.
And that was the end to the scantron conspiracy.
Do you think I might have had, (past tense *cough cough*) some sort of disorder?
2 comments:
I think you must have grown up with critical thinkers. I thought there must be a code too. I really wanted to try the chapstick theory, but I wasn't willing to fail a test to find out! That was the difference. No disorder, just a risk taker!
I'm laughing...that's hilarious! How did I not know about all these?!?! I took a more realistic view to scan trons...I'd randomly fill them in according to what looked like a good variety would be. I'd usually get a C if that's all I did...so not bad. I LOVE your conspiracy theories!!! I was weird, but in a more embarrasing, not so cute kind of way!
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