Why I am weird Wednesdays
Conspiracy theory # 2
So you know how in elementary school a dentist comes out to your class and teaches about the importance of oral hygiene? Yeah, well in my screwy little head, it was all a hoax. Why else would someone trouble themselves to come all the way to your school to teach you the proper way to brush? So I decided I wasn't gonna conform... and made a pact with myself not to brush... at all.
So I didn't....
All summer...
Wondering how, a mother could possibly let her child forgo the brush?... SOOO not her fault
I would put a little toothpaste in my mouth... you know, to trick the poor woman...
I was so sneaky.... and stinky...
Well conspiracy theory #2 has a happy ending...
I went to the dentist and had 4 cavities...
duh....
I was shocked... my theory had been dis proven, and I was back on the brush...
and am happy to report, I haven't been off since.
6 comments:
You're so weird. I was the opposite; every year they would tell us different techniques to floss & I never understood why they wouldn't just tell us the right way already!!! How is a girl supposed to have proper oral hygeine with so many varying opinions & no adorable little floss man to hold her floss?!?! Oh, the drama! :) Glad you brush now.
hahaha, this is the funniest story. we do the strangest things as kids. I'm glad that you are currently on the brushing you teeth system though. :)
that is so funny. I came away from that speech in school telling myself that I really needed to try harder to remember to brush my teeth...i struggled with bad breath too;)
that is so funny! lol and you had me rolling with the picture!!
i love that you post everyday with quirky stuff, u give me something to look forward to hahahahaha
You are hilarious! That is a great story.
kaylen looks just like you! wow!!!
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