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Battling for authority...

Lets face it... Sam, has got personality. He, like his brother and sister, has a dominant personality. Unfortunately it some times comes out in the form of VIOLENCE.

Yep, I'm talking about this little angel faced boy.

Well now you all want to hear the story backing up theses alleged assaults.... It all started On a cold, dark, and rainy night at the annual school Christmas program. The preschoolers were all dressed to impress, lined up to preform the practiced carols. It is then that we noticed all the children in front of Sam seemed to be playing "dominoes"....Hmmm that is weird. OH MY... who is that kid that just pushed that other little boy off the stand? Ooooooh Noooo it was Sam. Don't worry the teachers grabbed him and had him stand in the front holding her hand through out the rest of the performance. We thought that would be the end of it... sadly we were wrong... During the closing carol, (We wish you a Merry Christmas) Sam discovered that the "we wish" in the song, put the perfect emphasis on the punches which he felt he had to render to all the innocent bystanders. I am sure the school has never had a program quite like that one... I'll try to track down the footage.... not sure weather to think this is funny or just.... sad?

Ok, so that is the beginning of the "alpha struggle" between Sam and one of his victims. The little boy that Sam pushed of the stand during the performance,( Lets call him "Bob"), apparently now has a personal vendetta against Sam,(and who could blame him?). Sam was on the teeter-totter "Bob" wanted it... so one good push and Sam was off... and it was his. Revenge is sweet... Until Sam decided this was not going to fly,"Bob" was going down. After all, Sam IS king of the rock (or teeter totter). One good bite on the arm And Sam was the victor. I am sure Sam thought he would go unchallenged for the remainder of... well, who knows how far into the future a 3 year old really thinks.... Of coarse the teacher intervened before things got too out of hand.... Sadly for Sam "Bob" may have the regular foresight of every 3 year old, but he apparently has a better memory, and the capacity to hold a grudge equal to that of any woman, (come on girls, you know it is true), Because there was yet another incident.... "Bob" introduced Sam to the bookcase....

"Bob" won.....